My friend Martha Howard asked me to post my experiment with shakes. I might post others. There’s a lot of variety, as you can already see from the last few posts.
This Week in Shakes
The protein drink is a chalky substance diluted and well-enough flavored that a small store sample persuades you that you would drink it at home–only to find at home that, no matter how much attention you’d paid at the time, you can’t get the makeup to look as good or the hair to fall again the way it did at the original moment of optimism. I had committed to two tubs of vegan breakfast powder. One of them was the bland experience of a dodged bee and the other a bully pushing my face down thoroughly into tough wet dirt.
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